Walt Whitman has a doctorate in Thermo Nuclear Awesomesauce.

Walt Whitman has a coat made from baby meerkats.

Walt Whitman knows what the meaning of ‘is’ is. He just doesn’t care.

Walt shot first.

Walt Whitman can travel through time by tuggng on his beard.

Walt Whitman once fought a gnome.

Walt Whitman has a sixth sense that tells him when rodents are angry.

Walt Whitman can talk to fish… but he finds the conversations boring.

One time Walt Whitman ate a live wildebeast, becuase eating a dead one was just wrong.

Walt Whitman once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.

The first 2 "W"s in WWW stand for Walt Whitman. The third "W" stands for watermelon. And you better believe... Walt Whitman enjoys a good watermelon.

Walt Whitman is not Homer Simpson's mother. But he could be if he wanted to.

One time Walt Whitman got into a fight with Chuck Norris. It was a long and drawn out battle, but in the end Walt Whitman killed Chuck Norris with kindness. Kindness of course being the name Walt Whitman had given to his magnum revolver.